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Yak Sak Dictionary of Irreverence

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poo pack (poo pak) n. [Yak Sak staff], a receptacle for containing dog excrement. (When walking the dog, carry a YAK SAK bag with you to use as a poo pack).

porcelain god's proxy (pohr-suh-lin gawds prok-see) n. [Yak Sak staff], another name for a barf bag, i.e., a substitute for the toilet bowl. (When a bathroom isn't near at hand, a YAK SAK bag can serve as a porcelain god's proxy).

praying to the porcelain gods (prey-ing too thee pohr-suh-lin gawdz) ) v. [Traditional], the act of kneeling up next to the toilet with head over the bowl so that vomit splash is avoided. (You can make a YAK SAK bag your own personal, portable porcelain god).

pre-game flame (pree-geym fleym) n. [Yak Sak staff], vomit brought on by nervous anticipation of an athletic game or event. (It's a great idea to have a couple of YAK SAK bags in your gym bag).

projectile bile (proh-jek-tahyl bahyl) n. [Yak Sak staff], a particularly caustic vomit expelled violently from the mouth. (If I only had a YAK SAK bag, I could have captured that projectile bile).

puclear chain reaction (pyook-lee-er chain re- akshun) n. [Yak Sak Staff], The result of one person vomiting causing other people to vomit in succession. (At the hot dog eating contest, on guy puked and it caused a puclear chain reaction that could have used several YAK SAK bags.)

puke (pyook) n. [Traditional], 1. vomit. 2. to vomit. (A YAK SAK bag never knew a puke it didn't like).

puke potty (pyook pot-ee) n. [Yak Sak staff], a receptacle for containing vomit. (A YAK SAK bag will always make an excellent puke potty).